Ravings and Rantings

Welcome to my cloud! It's got a nice silver lining somewhere.....Some ranting, some raving--mostly positive stuff,lots of jokes (I can't stay serious). Nothing going on here that a pina colada or mohito can't fix.

Saturday, June 03, 2006

Lime's Mime

If there are missing numbers, it's because I copied incorrectly.

1. When was the last time you had sex?
Last century. Don't you read this blog?

2. How do you flush the toilet in public?
There's more than one way? With the handle! And my hand!

3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
Am starting to because GI and Jer nag me to do it

4. Do you have a crush on someone?
I try not to crush people, it hurts them.

OK serious answer, had one on M for a while, then realized he is first and foremost a self-absorbed person although we are friends. Crushes are one-sided by definition and very high-school. Am 54 years old for Pete's sake! Don't have the energy or the courage for that kind of stuff. Too much else going on with dysfunctional family, nutso health, outacontrol home stuff. Would be in a looney bin without my friends (thank God literally for Mom, Pauly, Jer, Dar and GI, Scott, Peggy, Doris and you folks).

5. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it?
Toilet paper and any ingredient when I am cooking. Consequently cupboards are...well...full.

6. What famous person do you (or other people*) think you resemble?
I've been told E. Taylor when both of us were young and Glenda Jackson when I was skinny. I don't agree/see it. Dumbo seems to fit better.

7. What is your favorite pizza topping?
Chicken and tomatoes

8. Do you crack your knuckles?
EWWWWW never. Knees yes but not on purpose, they do that by themselves

9. #9 got lost.

10. What song do you hate the most when it gets stuck in your head?
Red Red Wine (stuck there now)

11. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
Yup. Thanks.

12. What are your super powers?
Unfortunately seem to know what's going to happen before it does

13. What is the hardest thing you have faced?
Death of long term boyfriend, two near death experiences (well more than two actually), threats from very senior people on the job, being umm harassed by parent for years, moving away from first boyfriend five months into relationship to another @#$^ country--hard to pick from that selection

14. Where are your car keys?
On my keyring next to front door.

15. Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear

16. What's your most annoying habit?
Talking to myself

17. Where did you go on your last vacation?
Mexico 2003

18. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with it who would it be?
No one. Abhore violence (well, physical violence anyway)

19. What is your best physical feature?
Are you kidding? Eyes I guess. Unless it would be my absence ha ha ha

20. What CD is closest to you right now?
Fat Boy Slim

21. What three things can always be found in your refrigerator?
Skim milk, salad dressings (marinade), fruit

22. What superstition do you believe/practice?
knocking on wood

23-24 got lost

25. Do you talk on your cell phone when you drive?
yes with headset

26. What would your name have been if you'd been born the opposite gender?

27. What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower?
Whatever's playing on boom box that I like that is in my alleged key

28. If you could go back or forward in time would you and where would you go?
ahead 5-10 years to see how current stuff turns out, or 1600s to see who I was before

29. What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie?
Raiders of the Lost Ark YUM!!!

30. What CD is in your stereo?
5 discs that GI and Dar and I were playing. Can only remember the Shania Twain ones: Up and Come On Over

31. What OCD qualities do you have?
Testing the front door to make sure it's locked, but since I'm dyslexic and can't tell left from right, not sure that this is OCD.

32. How many kids do you want to have?
Always assumed would have kids, no number in mind. So here I am, no kids, no guy, just a bossy cat and obscenely happy.

33. If you could kiss anyone famous who would it be?
No one famous worth kissing in my opinion

34.Would you really want to kiss someone you didn't know, even if they are famous?

35. What do you do when no one is watching?
Do housework sans benefit of clothing. Do us all a favour, don't drop by unannounced.

36. If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would be the best for this job?
Gilda Radner but she's left this world. But who the heck would want to sit through THAT?

37. Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep?
Anything painless

38. What candy, from when you were a kid, do you miss the most?
Not a candy person. Liked peppermint stick ice cream tho

39. What is your favorite kid's movie?
Are you kidding? I'm still upset about Bambi.

40. Favorite musician(s)/bands you've seen in concert?
Mark Knopfler (with Jer)

41. Have you ever been in love?

42. Do you talk to yourself?
All the time

43. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the face of the earth?
Rather wish they could feel the impact of what they do from the perspective of those they hurt, immediately and totally. Then they'd mend their ways. Flinging them into outer space just moves the problem somewhere else.


  • At 6/03/2006 12:02:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Will post answers on my blog in the next couple of days...have one there now I want to leave for a little while as some people haven't read it yet.

  • At 6/03/2006 12:04:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Also responded to your Working for the Weekend poat....

  • At 6/03/2006 12:05:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    err...poSt...I don't respond to poats..generally.

  • At 6/04/2006 05:23:00 AM, Blogger Peter said…

    Mainly good answers Bridg, a bit sad about a couple of them though.

  • At 6/04/2006 06:05:00 AM, Blogger Chris said…

    You know why 6 was afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9 (just in case anyone was wondering what happened to #9).

  • At 6/04/2006 12:19:00 PM, Blogger DrinkJack said…

    Funny....Fat Boy Slim is what is playing while I read this. A little freaky.

  • At 6/04/2006 07:22:00 PM, Blogger Bridget Jones said…

    Yay Scrunchie, Can't wait to see the poats!!!

    Peter, I agree. Nothing is sadder than skim milk. Unless it's Mark K.

    Chris, maybe 9 was afraid of 7?

    DMJ, isn't freaky fun???

  • At 6/04/2006 10:11:00 PM, Blogger Vest said…

    43, I will recommend The president of the Flat(Flatten) Earth Society, I O W, G W B the alternative to the bird in hand.

  • At 6/05/2006 12:33:00 AM, Blogger Vest said…

    scrunch. calling now hope its ready.

  • At 6/05/2006 08:39:00 PM, Blogger saby said…

    i want to answer these before Vest does

    1. When was the last time you had sex?
    just yesterday
    it was Vestie

    2. How do you clean up after the toilet ?
    no paper just water
    we indians are clean
    at least our asses are

    4. Do you have a crush on someone?
    can i tell Bridg?

    i tink i said too much already
    i better run

    before i get hit on the head by a rolling pin

    or a beseball bat
    dat old geezer shud be in any moment now

  • At 6/05/2006 09:20:00 PM, Blogger Bridget Jones said…

    Oh boy WWIII and it started on my blog. Sigh.

  • At 6/06/2006 01:22:00 AM, Blogger Vest said…

    I delete him several times daily, like a sore that doesn't heal, any suggestions, I have tried M. after a while then he returned.

  • At 6/06/2006 07:52:00 AM, Blogger Bridget Jones said…

    Vest what's M?

  • At 6/06/2006 09:04:00 AM, Blogger saby said…

    Mosquito reppellant

  • At 6/06/2006 05:41:00 PM, Blogger Vest said…

    Bridget: M = Moderating.
    Actually it reminds me of a prehistoric movie title 'M' For Murder.
    Could slide him slowly feet first through a tree branch shredder.
    Are my thoughts illegal?

  • At 6/06/2006 10:38:00 PM, Blogger Bridget Jones said…

    Vest, thoughts are not illegal but those orange or stripey uniforms look awful on everyone....and then there's the mess....

    OK guys can we be nice?

    Both ?

    Or I'll go M!!


  • At 6/07/2006 05:26:00 AM, Blogger Vest said…

    Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
    All evidence of the un-named predatory blogger have been obliterated, on my part, on your suggestion.

  • At 6/09/2006 10:21:00 PM, Blogger Bridget Jones said…

    Vest, totally agree. You should (not) have lived in the house(s) I lived in. Arguing up the ying-yang. Have such an aversion to it now. Not sure it's a good thing to be that averse to it but.....glad we agree and hope it works!



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