Ravings and Rantings

Welcome to my cloud! It's got a nice silver lining somewhere.....Some ranting, some raving--mostly positive stuff,lots of jokes (I can't stay serious). Nothing going on here that a pina colada or mohito can't fix.

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Steppin' Out (Ha I Mean Update II)

Here is today's horoscope I kid you not:

Here is your horoscopefor Tuesday, May 2:Is this person too good to be true? It's almost like Central Casting sent up the person of your dreams. Go ahead and enjoy their company, but don't commit to anything just yet. More will be revealed.

Commitment has nothing to do with anything! But isn't that weird? Maybe they mean re getting walls painted, which I have to do and getting carpets cleaned (they are FILTHY and I mean gross not that I notice that kinda stuff).

Today's angel card was so sweet...don't worry, I'm not going to post these every day.


Know that your chance has come to beat the odds. Energy is flowing in
your favor. Do you believe you can pull it off? Yes indeed! Mighty
forces are working with you for positive outcomes. Expect wonderful
results, ranging far beyond the mundane everyday things. Expect
the unexpected. When your worst fears are manifesting right before
your eyes, look very closely. They may be miracles in disguise. You
can make great progress now. Much help surrounds you from other
dimensions. Limitations are removed. Acknowledge this and manifest
miracles. The energy is right. Anything is possible. Surprising
outcomes and changes for the better are coming your way.
Opportunities! Inspirations! Great energy abounds, watch for it.
Look for the everyday miracles and live in joy.

Sorry I didn't post last night. Was in a frenzy of yah, laundry. But got it done. Decided not to fix the damn screen door until today if I have time. If not too bad. Whatever poked its nose in there can keep doing it for a while with my blessing! At least it's the GARDEN door, not the front one.

Called and left my unlisted home number with GI's office (wife/daughter) so that they can reach him if needed. Thought that this was a good thing to do because they can't look it up and he didn't have the number either. Just realized that last night.

M is back at work. He wasn't in a snit but a very playful mood. Made a big fuss over my car--claimed he didn't recognize it although he did know it was my car by the license number yada yada yada. It does look fine except the @#$%^ trees are shedding pollen all over it. Mom said to take the pollen off by either driving fast (can you believe she said that after me going through a red light with her in the car--one of those traffic camera intersections ?) or by using a feather duster on the car. I said that if I did the latter the neighbors would have me locked up and it's true. OK I love that car but....could you see that???Yah right.

M agreed to bring GI in. I was worried I'd cry (ha I KNOW I"ll cry) and this place is big on being very ummm well not like that. Not in the lobby anyway. So GI gets an escort from my boss/bud. Then M starts teasing about what's in it for him. I remind him that I have a dissection kit that hasn't been washed since 1974 and I know how to use it very well (really I can dissect a plant freehand down to 1 cell thickness). Advised that maaaaaybe he doesn't wanna go there. He laughed and agreed.

Then he, A and I got into a telecon with a bunch of IM/IT folks. A bright manager (also named M) and a moron. M and I (and A actually) got into our one-brain-between us thing. It was fantastic. Turned out great and the other M was fantastic too. We all overrode the moron but it was very very difficult at first.

Bribed two people with wine to do their jobs. I wish I was kidding about this--it worked. They are not sleezy, they are just swamped and I had to get their attention somehow. The second person was today and I promised him a Chateauneuf De Pape vintage (love that wine, don't buy it often $$$) and the first person I"m paying off today. Didn't say what I'd get her but it's a St. Emilion that I happened to have here.

I.am.an.idiot. If my boss' boss finds out my butt will be kicked from here to Alaska. That's why I don't tell you guys where I work. But hell I HAD to get this stuff done. This could be a pretty pricey job.

Well, won't make offers like that again. Just hope word doesn't get around. Was being funny. Me and my big fat Bridg mouth.

Didn't post yesterday because had too much to do to get ready for M Maids and the @#$% laundry plus was really weepy (getting up at 5 regularly will do that to me). But it's sunny, and as Elton John says, the sun's been quite kind.

And if I don't get to work soon, I will be in big doo-doo. Later folks!!!


Bridg the reverse wino (giving it away with both hands--the wine I mean!!!)


  • At 5/02/2006 09:13:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Signs you seldom see on the jobless:

    "Will work for ChateauNeuf de Pape"

    Pride vs. Vintage...
    there's a no-brainer.

  • At 5/02/2006 10:51:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    And for the less-discerning employer:

    "Will work for Chardonnay..(Gallons only, please)"

  • At 5/02/2006 12:59:00 PM, Blogger MyUtopia said…

    Can you do my laundry?

  • At 5/02/2006 01:25:00 PM, Blogger Bridget Jones said…

    Scrunchie you are hilarious!! Your sense of humor is so much like Pauly's it's really eerie!! and I love it!!

    MyUtopia, sure!! Chardonnay rinse OK?

  • At 5/03/2006 05:48:00 PM, Blogger tshsmom said…

    I'd work for wine. My fav is Andre Pink Champagne @ $3.99/bottle. What can I say; I'm a cheap date. ;)


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