Ravings and Rantings

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Saturday, April 01, 2006

Thanks Vic!!

It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger.

When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman.

My name is Ron. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Julie. When I took "early retirement" last year, it became necessary for Julie to get a full-time job, both for extra income and for the health benefits that we needed. Shortly after she started working, I noticed she was beginning to show her age.

I usually get home from the golf course about the same time she gets home from work. Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says she has to rest for half an hour or so before she starts dinner. I don't yell at her. Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she gets dinner on the table. I generally have lunch in the Men's Grill at the club so eating out is not reasonable.

I'm ready for some home cooked grub when I hit that door.

She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating. But now it's not unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after dinner. I do what I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening that they won't clean themselves. I know she really appreciates this, as it does seem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed.

Another symptom of aging is complaining, I think. For example she will say that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills during her lunch hour. But, boys, we take 'em for better or worse, so I just smile and offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or even three days. That way she won't have to rush so much.

I also remind her that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any (if you know what I mean).

I like to think tact is one of my strong points.When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest periods. She had to take a break when she was only half finished mowing the yard. I try not to make a scene. I'm a fair man. I tell her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while. And, as long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make one for me too.

I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support Julie. I'm not saying that showing this much consideration is easy. Many men will find it difficult. Some will find it impossible! Nobody knows better than I do how frustrating women get as they get older. However, guys, even if you just use a little more tact and less criticism of your aging wife because of this article, I will consider that writing it was well worthwhile. After all, we are put on this earth to help each other.....

Signed,Ron

EDITOR'S NOTE: Ron died suddenly on May 27th. The police report says that he was found with a Calloway extra long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II golf club rammed up his ass, with only 2 inches of grip showing. His wife Julie was arrested and charged with murder; however, the all-woman jury found her Not Guilty, accepting her defense that he accidentally sat down on it very suddenly.

6 Comments:

  • At 4/01/2006 07:15:00 PM, Blogger tshsmom said…

    GO Julie!

     
  • At 4/02/2006 12:39:00 AM, Blogger Peter said…

    Hi Bridget, seeing this post, which I had just earmarked for publication at holtieshouse made me curious about your site.
    So I did a bit of browsing..... well after I found 3 more things I really liked, (enough to steal... ) I back-tracked a couple of months and found lot's more that I liked, (enough to steal...) so the upshot of this is, you have a new reader, (another Peter!!!)

     
  • At 4/02/2006 04:25:00 AM, Blogger Bridget Jones said…

    Tshsmmom, yea!!

    HI Peter! Welcome to the funny farm, and feel free to steal/borrow anything! Glad to have you aboard...

     
  • At 4/02/2006 12:01:00 PM, Blogger starbender said…

    hahahaaa! I was gonna say,
    If I were U'r wife...,
    I would do what U ask of me,
    I am U'r wife! But then, as soon as U fell asleep, I would BLOW U'R FUCKIN BRAINS OUT!!!
    :o

     
  • At 4/02/2006 12:22:00 PM, Blogger Bridget Jones said…

    Starbender totally agree. Actually using that golf club, she did.

     
  • At 4/18/2006 09:24:00 PM, Blogger jipzeecab said…

    John Daly has done some promotions for Big Bertha and we all know how well he has gotten along with his wives..

     

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