Ravings and Rantings

Welcome to my cloud! It's got a nice silver lining somewhere.....Some ranting, some raving--mostly positive stuff,lots of jokes (I can't stay serious). Nothing going on here that a pina colada or mohito can't fix.

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Call Me!

Thanks for this classic, Georgie!

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy
middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman
could not takeher eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed
her overly attentive stareand walked directly toward her. (As all men will.)
Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over
and whispered to her,"I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want
me to do, no matterhow kinky, for $20.00...... on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man
replied,"You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a
$20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address.

She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said....

"Clean my house."

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