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Watch for these consolidations in the near future:

1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush,
and W. R. Grace Company will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller,
Grace.

2. Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Zesta Crackers
join forces and
become: Poly, Warner, Cracker.

3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as: MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota
Mining wll merge
and become: ZipAudiDoDa

5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and
become: FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will
become: Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
Poupon Pants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women
will become: KnottNOW!

9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the
new name: Titty Titty Bang Bang