Ravings and Rantings

Welcome to my cloud! It's got a nice silver lining somewhere.....Some ranting, some raving--mostly positive stuff,lots of jokes (I can't stay serious). Nothing going on here that a pina colada or mohito can't fix.

Monday, March 20, 2006

Doctor Doctor Gimme The News

This Doctor has a cure for what ails old ladies...A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the younger doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.

An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was and she told him her story.After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.

The older doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the young doctor was writing on his clipboard."What's the matter with you?" the older doctor demanded. "

Mrs. Reid is 65 years old, has four grown children and seven grandchildren - and you told her she was pregnant?"

The younger doctor continued writing and without looking up said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"

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