Ya Gotta Have Friends....

> Friendship Between Women:
>> >>>> >>A woman didn't come home one night.
>> >>>> >>The next day she told her husband / boyfriend that she had slept over> at
>> >>>> >>>> >>a girlfriend's house.
>> >>>> >>The man called his wife's 10 best friends.
>> >>>> >>None of them knew anything about it>> >>>> >>

Friendship Between Men:
>> >>>> >>A man didn't come home one night.
>> >>>> >>The next day he told his wife / girlfriend that he had slept over at a
>> >>>> >>buddy's house.>> >>>> >>
The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
>> >>>> >>Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over....>
> >>>> >>... and two claimed that he was still there!