Ravings and Rantings

Welcome to my cloud! It's got a nice silver lining somewhere.....Some ranting, some raving--mostly positive stuff,lots of jokes (I can't stay serious). Nothing going on here that a pina colada or mohito can't fix.

Sunday, December 11, 2005

Other Examples of Poor Journalism

THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2005:>>

Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
[imagine that!]

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[no, really?]

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[more effective than tickets, I guess]

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
[this one's too easy]

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[that's LEGAL?]

Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[lazy sods!]

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[see if that works any better than a trial!]

War Dims Hope for Peace
[yeah, can see where it might have that effect!]

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile.
[well duh]

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[who writes this stuff?]

Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
[brilliant! they may be on to something!]

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[you mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!]

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
[he probably IS the battery charge!]

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[What they hell are they feeding them?]

And the winner is....Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
[Did I read that sign right?]

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