Ravings and Rantings

Welcome to my cloud! It's got a nice silver lining somewhere.....Some ranting, some raving--mostly positive stuff,lots of jokes (I can't stay serious). Nothing going on here that a pina colada or mohito can't fix.

Sunday, December 11, 2005

Bad Boys

Thanks Vic, hope your wife doesn't read this one:

I checked into a hotel on a business trip recently and was a bit lonely
so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone
booths when you are calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on my way in.

It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl,
bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right
places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up to
her butt. You know the kind. So I'm in my room and figure, what the hell,
I'll give her a call.

"Hello?" the woman says. God she sounded sexy. "Hi, I hear you give a
great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one.
No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone, and what
I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm
talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring
implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks.
We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup
and whipped cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"

She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9."

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