Ravings and Rantings

Welcome to my cloud! It's got a nice silver lining somewhere.....Some ranting, some raving--mostly positive stuff,lots of jokes (I can't stay serious). Nothing going on here that a pina colada or mohito can't fix.

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Abby Dear Abby

Dear Abby:
I am a crack dealer in Nepean who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier
of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of Pembroke and one of my
sisters, who lives in Petawawa, is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling>marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters who are>prostitutes in Smith Falls.

I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in
Kingston for murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other brother is currently
being held in the Wellington Remand Center on charges of neglecting his
three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives
in Hull and, indeed, is still a part-time "working girl" in a brothel. Her
time there is limited, however, as we hope to open our own brothel with her
as the working manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in
joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves,
it would get them off the street, and, hopefully, the heroin.

My problem is this: I love my fiancee and look forward to bringing her into
the family, and of course, I want to be totally honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who voted Conservativel?

Signed,
Worried About My Reputation

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