Ravings and Rantings

Welcome to my cloud! It's got a nice silver lining somewhere.....Some ranting, some raving--mostly positive stuff,lots of jokes (I can't stay serious). Nothing going on here that a pina colada or mohito can't fix.

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Western Union

THREE WOMEN - ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A NEWFIE WERE SITTING NAKED IN A JACUZZI..SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.THE GERMAN PRESSED
HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.

"THAT WAS MY PAGER,"SHE SAID. "I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE JAPANESE WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE TELEPHONE.
I HAVE A MICRO CHIP IN MY HAND."

THE NEWFIE WOMAN FELT DECIDEDLY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUTDONE SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE
SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER BEHIND. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS ANDSTARED AT HER.

THE NEWFIE WOMAN FINALLY SAID, "LORD THUNDERIN' JESUS, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT. I'M GETTIN' A FAX."

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