Ravings and Rantings

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Sunday, November 06, 2005

Vic-tims!

Thanks Vic for these two giggles:

Subject: 21st birthday
>>Sounds like this guy was more from St Johns NFLD than Cape Breton. (OK Newfoundlanders, don't be made at Bridg for that, Vic said it!):

>All of his life George from Cape Breton had heard stories of an amazing>family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and>great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 21st >birthday.>On that day, they'd walk across the lake to the boat club for their first>legal drink.>

So when George's 21st birthday came around, he and his pal Corky took a >boat>out to the middle of the lake. George stepped out of the boat and nearly>drowned! Corky just managed to pull him to safety.>

Furious and confused, George went to see his grandmother. "Grandma, it's my>21st birthday, so why can't I walk across the lake like my father, his>father, and his father before him?">

Granny looked into George's eyes and said, "Because, you dumb ass, your>father, grandfather and great grandfather were born in January, you were>born in July."

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One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior >that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to >Earth for a time.

>>When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are >misbehaving and only 5% are not.">>

God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a second >angel to get another opinion." So God called another angel and sent him to >Earth for a time too.

>>When the angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true. The Earth >is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good."

>>God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% that were good, because >He wanted to encourage them. Give them a little something to help them keep >going.

>>>> Do you know what the e-mail said?






>>>>>>>>>Okay, just wondering; I didn't get one either...

2 Comments:

  • At 11/08/2005 02:39:00 AM, Blogger The Zombieslayer said…

    Granny looked into George's eyes and said, "Because, you dumb ass, your father, grandfather and great grandfather were born in January, you were born in July."

    Geez. I've been in California too long. It took me a minute to get this one.

     
  • At 11/08/2005 09:51:00 PM, Blogger Bridget Jones said…

    heh heh I'm in Canada and I had to read it twice.


    Oh yah I'm smart (uh-huh).....

     

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