Ravings and Rantings

Welcome to my cloud! It's got a nice silver lining somewhere.....Some ranting, some raving--mostly positive stuff,lots of jokes (I can't stay serious). Nothing going on here that a pina colada or mohito can't fix.

Monday, November 28, 2005

Too Bad Not To Share

Thanks for this one, Bob! Love it....

Scrooge was sitting in his office the week before Christmas. He was counting his money, making sure he had made enough profit for the year.
Suddenly, he became aware of an irritating noise. He could not concentrate on anything else. He realized the sound was coming from under his desk. Looking under the desk, he was surprised to see Jiminy Cricket, playing a tune. He crouched down, and said "Jiminy, What are you doing?"
"I'm singing you a Christmas carol," Jiminy replied, "but I've forgotten the words, so I'm just humming it instead." "That's not all," said Scrooge. "You're only playing the first bar, over and over again."
"Well," says Jiminy, "I guess that makes me a bar hum bug."

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