Ravings and Rantings

Welcome to my cloud! It's got a nice silver lining somewhere.....Some ranting, some raving--mostly positive stuff,lots of jokes (I can't stay serious). Nothing going on here that a pina colada or mohito can't fix.

Thursday, November 17, 2005

Oldie But Goodie

>>An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost
>>everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that
>>could move apart and then slide back together again.

>>>>The boy asked, "What is this Father?"

>>>>The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have
>>never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

>>>>While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat, old
>>lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a
>>button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small
>>room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small
>>circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued
>>to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began
>>to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a
>>gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.

>>>>The father said quietly to his son...
>>>>"Go get your mother."

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