Ravings and Rantings

Welcome to my cloud! It's got a nice silver lining somewhere.....Some ranting, some raving--mostly positive stuff,lots of jokes (I can't stay serious). Nothing going on here that a pina colada or mohito can't fix.

Saturday, October 08, 2005

Wisdom of Youth

Custody Battle Ruling:

A seven year old boy from Toronto was at the centre of
a courtroom drama in an Ontario Superior Courthouse
this morning when he challenged a court ruling over who
should have legal custody of the juvenile.

The boyhas a history of being beaten repeatedly by both
parents and the judge had previously awarded custody to
the boy's aunt.The boy confirmed that his aunt beat him
more than his parents and refused to live there.

When the judge then suggested that he be placed with his grandparents,
the boy cried out that they beat him more severely than anyone.

The judge, in an unprecedented ruling, dramatically allowed the boy,
in spite of his youth and obvious inexperience, to make his own choice
as towho should have legal guardianship over him.

In front of a packed and cheering courtroom this morning, custody was subsequently granted to the TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS as the boy stated his firm belief that they are, in point of fact, not capable of beating anyone....and so the season begins !!!

Go Sens Go!


  • At 10/08/2005 04:17:00 AM, Blogger jipzeecab said…

    I fell for that one..lol..
    My Penguins have now lost their first two with the brightest thing happening thus far being our youth, Sydney Crosby scoring the two "sweetest assists" I've ever seen in those losses.

  • At 10/08/2005 12:25:00 PM, Blogger Bridget Jones said…

    Nice to have hockey back huh Zip?

  • At 10/08/2005 02:26:00 PM, Blogger bsoholic said…

    Hahahaha - thought it was an actual news account at first. Good one!

    I hope my Preditors do good this year!

  • At 10/08/2005 04:02:00 PM, Blogger DrinkJack said…

    Loved this sooo much. Finding a hockey game on in Kansas City is like finding good pork BBQ in Isreal. And now with the TV rights being exclusive to OLN, I am in trouble. Last night, I was looking for a hockey game and OLN was just showing "big game hunting" from Africa. What the Hell?

  • At 10/09/2005 11:45:00 AM, Blogger .: raven :. said…

    i have seen this joke used with many teams ... hehe but always funny!

  • At 10/09/2005 01:09:00 PM, Blogger Bridget Jones said…

    Hi Bsoholic, DMJ and Raven! Yah it got me too at first...GREAT analogy, DMJ.

  • At 10/09/2005 06:18:00 PM, Blogger The Zombieslayer said…

    Ha ha. You got me.

    I'm changing this to the Dodgers and I'm going to piss off my buddy Dave.

    Thanks for the joke.

  • At 10/11/2005 06:47:00 PM, Blogger Bridget Jones said…

    There you go Zomb!!

    The Senators and Leafs have this rivalry going. Almost any office around here is divided between the two teams.

    I root for Sens just to bug the Leaf folks...Bridg


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