Ravings and Rantings

Welcome to my cloud! It's got a nice silver lining somewhere.....Some ranting, some raving--mostly positive stuff,lots of jokes (I can't stay serious). Nothing going on here that a pina colada or mohito can't fix.

Thursday, October 20, 2005

Slap Slap Slap, Slap Slap Slap, Slap your...coworkers??

Thank you Peter, I'm glad I don't work in your building.....ROFL....

Slap Your Co-Worker Day is coming!!

Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday:

Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you?
Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty; you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch?
Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it?

Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!
There are the rules you must follow:

* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!

Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a great day!


  • At 10/20/2005 09:34:00 PM, Blogger Wandering Coyote said…

    I don't have any obnoxious coworkers anymore. E has left!

  • At 10/20/2005 09:37:00 PM, Blogger tshsmom said…

    I'm up for this. We had a no-show dishwasher this morning, so I had to wait tables AND wash dishes.

  • At 10/20/2005 09:46:00 PM, Blogger Bridget Jones said…

    WC Congratulations YAHOO!! I only have 1 in the new place but am so mellow ...can't get the energy to do the job.

    Now MR.B/TLT? HIM I could slap for a century, but he'd only like it, the little creep.

    Tshsmom, I'm ready to help!!!!

  • At 10/21/2005 07:20:00 PM, Blogger Mybrid said…

    Oh darn! I saw this too late. Can we possibly consider going monthly on this? I've got a bunch of those who could use a good slap. Oh, and any chance of developing this into a slap-your-boss day? I could use one of 'em, too.

  • At 10/21/2005 07:43:00 PM, Blogger bsoholic said…

    Oh yeah! I participated, so much my hand went red. ;)

  • At 10/21/2005 09:59:00 PM, Blogger Bridget Jones said…

    Welcome mybrid, MAN I like your style! Actually shouldn't 'slap the boss' day come first? Like weekly? Yah let's get into that one fast!!

    Bsoholic, I'm sitting by myself in the cat's/computer room literally laughing my ass off at that one. I BET you did too!!! YAY!!


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