Ravings and Rantings

Welcome to my cloud! It's got a nice silver lining somewhere.....Some ranting, some raving--mostly positive stuff,lots of jokes (I can't stay serious). Nothing going on here that a pina colada or mohito can't fix.

Monday, October 31, 2005

P(r)aying With The Queen Of Hearts

Thanks, Tshsmom for this one!

Did you know that prayers have genders? Read on....

Female and Male Prayers

FEMALE PRAYER>>>>>>
Before I lay me down to sleep,
>>>I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
>>>One who's handsome, smart and strong
>>>One who loves to listen long,
>>>One who thinks before he speaks,
>>>One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
>>>I pray he's gainfully employed,
>>>When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
>>>Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
>>>Massages my back and begs to do more.
>>>Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to
>>>"How big is my behind?"
>>>I pray that this man will love me to no end,
>>>And always be my very best friend.
>>>Amen.

MALE PRAYER
>>>I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with big boobs who owns a liquor
>>>store and a trout boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a crap.
>>>Amen

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