P(r)aying With The Queen Of Hearts

Thanks, Tshsmom for this one!

Did you know that prayers have genders? Read on....

Female and Male Prayers

FEMALE PRAYER>>>>>>
Before I lay me down to sleep,
>>>I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
>>>One who's handsome, smart and strong
>>>One who loves to listen long,
>>>One who thinks before he speaks,
>>>One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
>>>I pray he's gainfully employed,
>>>When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
>>>Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
>>>Massages my back and begs to do more.
>>>Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to
>>>"How big is my behind?"
>>>I pray that this man will love me to no end,
>>>And always be my very best friend.
>>>Amen.

MALE PRAYER
>>>I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with big boobs who owns a liquor
>>>store and a trout boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a crap.
>>>Amen