Ravings and Rantings

Welcome to my cloud! It's got a nice silver lining somewhere.....Some ranting, some raving--mostly positive stuff,lots of jokes (I can't stay serious). Nothing going on here that a pina colada or mohito can't fix.

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

OOps

>A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween> party.>The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the>party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and>said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was noneed>for his good time to be spoiled by not going.>>

So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping>soundly for about an hour, woke Without pain and as it was still early,> decided go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was,>she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he>acted when she was not with him.>>

So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume,>cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he>could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.>>His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he>left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her.>>

She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.>>After more drinks he finally he whispered a little proposition in her>ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had>passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at>midnight, she slipped away and w ent home and put the costume away and got>into>bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous>behaviour.

>>She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time>he had.>>"Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not>there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you,I>never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and>some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all>evening">>>

You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all>night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.>>To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to Dad,>apparently he had the time of his life."

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