Love Letters (in the sand?)
brilliant and timely
I SHALL SEEK AND FIND YOU..
I SHALL TAKE YOU TO BED AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU..
I WILL MAKE YOU ACHE, SHAKE AND SWEAT UNTIL YOU MOAN AND GROAN.
I WILL MAKE YOU BEG FOR MERCY...BEG FOR ME TO STOP.
I WILL EXHAUST YOU TO THE POINT THAT YOU WILL BE RELIEVED WHEN I'M FINISHED WITH YOU.
YOU WILL BE WEAK FOR DAYS.
ALL MY LOVE.
THE FLU
Now get your mind out of the gutter and get your flu shot!
I SHALL SEEK AND FIND YOU..
I SHALL TAKE YOU TO BED AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU..
I WILL MAKE YOU ACHE, SHAKE AND SWEAT UNTIL YOU MOAN AND GROAN.
I WILL MAKE YOU BEG FOR MERCY...BEG FOR ME TO STOP.
I WILL EXHAUST YOU TO THE POINT THAT YOU WILL BE RELIEVED WHEN I'M FINISHED WITH YOU.
YOU WILL BE WEAK FOR DAYS.
ALL MY LOVE.
THE FLU
Now get your mind out of the gutter and get your flu shot!
posted by Bridget Jones @ 11:53 PM
7 Comments:
At 10/29/2005 09:54:00 AM,
tshsmom said…
I preferred having my mind in the gutter. That's a great play on words!
At 10/29/2005 11:32:00 PM,
Bridget Jones said…
isn't it? Hey some gutters can be a downright pleasant in which you can leave thoughts...
At 10/29/2005 11:32:00 PM,
Bridget Jones said…
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At 10/30/2005 11:03:00 AM,
.: raven :. said…
hehehe
i thought you had gotten into something hot and heavy while i was busy having a sucky life ....
LOL
At 10/30/2005 12:47:00 PM,
Bridget Jones said…
Raven, it's gotta get better, you're always in my prayers!
Hope the sucky part's over for the next decade...
only wish that flu bit was as true and obscene as it sounds lol!!
Bridg
At 10/30/2005 08:01:00 PM,
Wandering Coyote said…
Clever, Bridg!
Never had the flu shot, and never had the flu!
At 10/30/2005 10:19:00 PM,
Bridget Jones said…
WC from my POV, if you get the flu shot, and you want to play hookey, isn't it that much harder?
Just a (naughty) thought...
Congrats on being healthy!!
Bridg
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