Ravings and Rantings

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Tuesday, October 11, 2005

The Illness Known as Golf

10 GOOD CADDIE REMARKS>>

#10>Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake.">
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?">

#9>Golfer: "I'd move heaven and e arth to break 100 on this course.">
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth.">

#8>Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?">
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now. ">

#7>Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?">
Caddy: "Eventually.">

#6>Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world.">
Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a>coincidence.">

#5>Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's a big>distraction.">
Caddy: "It's not a watch ~ it's a compass.">

#4>Golfer: "How do you like my game?">
Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf.">

#3>Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?>
Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day.">

#2>Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on.">
Caddy: " This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago.">

#1>Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old.">
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."

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