Ravings and Rantings

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Thursday, October 13, 2005

The Cure

Subject: Dr Ph**'s advice

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we
all could use more calm in our lives.
By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Ph** show, I have
finally found inner peace. Dr. Ph** proclaimed the way to achieve inner
peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished, and, before
leaving the house this morning finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of
White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of
Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest
of the Cheesecake, some Saltines and a box of Chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.

PARTY AT BRIDG'S!!!

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