Welcome to my cloud! It's got a nice silver lining somewhere.....Some ranting, some raving--mostly positive stuff,lots of jokes (I can't stay serious). Nothing going on here that a pina colada or mohito can't fix.
Those are wonderful. As for ladies being seated for the performance, the bar we went to last night has a unisex bathroom. The door opened and this lady with a nasty attitude walked out.
So I go to the bathroom seat and she peed all over the seat. Yuck. And I bet a guy will get blamed for that. I just lifted the seat up and kept it up so nobody will think it was me.
Hope that wasn't TMI for everyone, but I had to get that off my chest.
OMG - we have #5 (the bathroom one for gents and ladies) in a public bathroom here on our site! Some people think it's terrible, but it stays because more people get a giggle out of it!
Allergic to deceit and political correctness (been there, tried that, doesn't work--too lazy). Retired from dating.
Constantly in a state of improvement. That should give you a hint about where I started from.
Fan of most people except highway slowpokes. And meanies (if you're a bully, I'm your worst nightmare). Otherwise, I'm the world's biggest bleeding heart.
Adore, love, am nuts about dogs and cats. One in particular, The Most Spoiled Cat In The Universe, runs my life.
Slightly reformed black belt shoppper.
Katherine Hepburn is my hero(ine).
Some folks have blood in their veins, I have music (no talent, just love the stuff).
5 Comments:
At 9/24/2005 11:15:00 AM,
.: raven :. said…
bahahahahahahahah
i LOVE these .....
are they real????
i wouldn't think the church one is .. but the rest ... HILARIOUS!!!!!
At 9/24/2005 02:47:00 PM,
The Zombieslayer said…
Those are wonderful. As for ladies being seated for the performance, the bar we went to last night has a unisex bathroom. The door opened and this lady with a nasty attitude walked out.
So I go to the bathroom seat and she peed all over the seat. Yuck. And I bet a guy will get blamed for that. I just lifted the seat up and kept it up so nobody will think it was me.
Hope that wasn't TMI for everyone, but I had to get that off my chest.
At 9/24/2005 09:24:00 PM,
Bridget Jones said…
Hey Raven! I think that they are. I REALLY like the dog one, don't you?
tee hee hee....
Zomb, what an ignoramus that one was. Good idea leaving the seat up....
Bridg
At 9/24/2005 09:44:00 PM,
Wandering Coyote said…
OMG - we have #5 (the bathroom one for gents and ladies) in a public bathroom here on our site! Some people think it's terrible, but it stays because more people get a giggle out of it!
I have seen #3 from North Van before, too.
At 9/25/2005 01:02:00 AM,
Bridget Jones said…
Hey thanks WC..I had the vague impression that the dog one was from Vancouver.
Would love to work with that gang, wouldn't you?
Bridg
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