Ravings and Rantings

Welcome to my cloud! It's got a nice silver lining somewhere.....Some ranting, some raving--mostly positive stuff,lots of jokes (I can't stay serious). Nothing going on here that a pina colada or mohito can't fix.

Sunday, September 11, 2005

Oh Yes It's Ladies' Night


Inside every older lady is a younger lady -- wondering what the hell happened.
-Cora Harvey Armstrong-

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.

-Helen Hayes (at 73)

- I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
-Janette Barber-

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
-Lily Tomlin-

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
-Carrie Snow

- Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
-Laurie Kuslansky

- My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on t he top bunk bed until I faint.
-Erma Bombeck

- Old age ain't no place for sissies.
-Bette Davis

- A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
-Rhonda Hansome

- The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
-Jane Sellman-

Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.
-Jennifer Unlimited-

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
-Charlotte Whitton

- Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
-Caryn Leschen

- I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.
-Jennifer Unlimited

- If ! you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. (aka Bridg's mantra)

- When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow!
-Kathy Buckley

- I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb -- and I'm also not blonde.
-Dolly Parton

- If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
-Sue Grafton

- I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr

- When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country..
-Elayne Boosler-

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson

- In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.
-Margaret Thatcher

- I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
-Gloria Steinem

- I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor-

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-


  • At 9/11/2005 10:00:00 AM, Blogger tshsmom said…

    That age 35 one is sooo true!!

  • At 9/11/2005 11:40:00 AM, Blogger DrinkJack said…

    Great quotes, but as a man, it makes me depressed ;)

  • At 9/11/2005 12:47:00 PM, Blogger Bridget Jones said…

    Tshsmom, isn't it accurate?

    DMJack, don't worry, I'll have some for men too so that the women can join you guys in being depressed lol


  • At 9/11/2005 04:27:00 PM, Blogger Rhiannon said…

    Hi Bridg..A male friend from England sent me these also, just last week! Loved them all especially about men being depressed invading other countries..wow !..lots of depressed men in this world right now for sure!..and that women must do twice as well as men...and my absolute fav quote from Eleanor Rosevelt..she's one of my mentors. I drew a pic of her when she was a young lady. Maybe I will post it soon.



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