Ravings and Rantings

Welcome to my cloud! It's got a nice silver lining somewhere.....Some ranting, some raving--mostly positive stuff,lots of jokes (I can't stay serious). Nothing going on here that a pina colada or mohito can't fix.

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Laughter In The Rain

Normally I'm not a fan of this singer/songwriter (Neil Sedaka) but well the title fits!

Some comedy....

Blame PetertheT for this one

BE SURE YOU LOCK YOUR DOORS AND WINDOWS AT HOME

A Niagara man was found dead in his home over the weekend.

Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub.
The tub had been filled with milk, sugar and cornflakes.

A banana was sticking out of his ass.


Police suspect a cereal killer.

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Thanks Vic, this one is gonna provoke a few comments.....
A New Brunswicker, a Quebecer, and a Newfie were walking down the road
together and they bumped into a lantern with a genie inside. Out pops the
genie and he says, "I will grant you one wish each. Who wants to go first?"
The New Brunswicker says, "Me, I want to go first." So the genie replies,
"Ok, what is your wish?"
The New Brunswicker said, "My wish is to have a 2-lane highway across New
Brunswick, smooth as a baby's arse!"
The genie said, "Poof! There you go. A highway as smooth as a baby's arse!"
The Quebecer pipes up and says, "Well I am going next! Genie, I want a
20-foot wall around the border of Quebec to keep all the damn Englishmen
out!"
Genie, "Poof! There's your 20-foot wall.
Now Newfie, it is your turn. What do you want?"
The Newfie looks at the genie and asks, "Genie, is that wall you just put
around Quebec waterproof?"
Genie, "Yep!"
Newfie, "Filler up!"

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