Ravings and Rantings

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Friday, August 26, 2005

Laugh Laugh, I Thought I'd Die

Subject: Should you be institutionalized????????????

Should you be institutionalized?

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time. This little test should get you started.During a visit to the mental hospital, a visitor asked the Director what is the criteria which defines a patient to be institutionalized.Well," said the Director, "We fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him/her to empty the bathtub".OK, here's your test.1. Would you use the teaspoon?2. Would you use the teacup?3. Would you use the bucket?Make your decision before you continue......................................................................................
Oh, I understand" said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or teacup".

No" said the Director,"A normal person would pull the plug! Do you want a room with or without a view?
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