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Subject: Should you be institutionalized????????????
Should you be institutionalized?
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time. This little test should get you started.During a visit to the mental hospital, a visitor asked the Director what is the criteria which defines a patient to be institutionalized.Well," said the Director, "We fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him/her to empty the bathtub".OK, here's your test.1. Would you use the teaspoon?2. Would you use the teacup?3. Would you use the bucket?Make your decision before you continue......................................................................................
Oh, I understand" said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or teacup".
No" said the Director,"A normal person would pull the plug! Do you want a room with or without a view?
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Should you be institutionalized?
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time. This little test should get you started.During a visit to the mental hospital, a visitor asked the Director what is the criteria which defines a patient to be institutionalized.Well," said the Director, "We fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him/her to empty the bathtub".OK, here's your test.1. Would you use the teaspoon?2. Would you use the teacup?3. Would you use the bucket?Make your decision before you continue......................................................................................
Oh, I understand" said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or teacup".
No" said the Director,"A normal person would pull the plug! Do you want a room with or without a view?
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posted by Bridget Jones @ 10:00 PM
9 Comments:
At 8/26/2005 10:44:00 PM,
tshsmom said…
I KNEW I was headed there!
I'll take the room with the view, thank you very much,
At 8/26/2005 10:56:00 PM,
Bridget Jones said…
I"ll move in next door, I want the mini-bar and jacuzzi...s
At 8/26/2005 11:29:00 PM,
jipzeecab said…
"With a view"..I chose the teaspoon..being a pisces I wanted to maintain the water as long as possible..
At 8/27/2005 01:16:00 AM,
braindead said…
haha.. i kinda guessed where it was going and selected the plug! :) guess i'm more normal than i thought!!
At 8/27/2005 09:27:00 AM,
snavy said…
I'd like a room with a view please!
At 8/27/2005 11:51:00 AM,
Bridget Jones said…
That's one water, two views, a jacuzzi and braindead's the doctor...oh -oh...welcome snavylyn!!
Bridg
At 8/27/2005 03:27:00 PM,
The Zombieslayer said…
Ha ha. I saw that one coming. You pulled a fast one of my with that earlier joke so I knew there will be a catch. :P
At 8/27/2005 06:13:00 PM,
Bridget Jones said…
Yah but Zomb, aren't you going to be lonesome with all of us inside there?
At 8/28/2005 08:52:00 AM,
tshsmom said…
ZS, will you bust us out before the invasion? We PROMISE we won't mess with the water supply! ;)
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