Ravings and Rantings

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Thursday, August 25, 2005

Got Gas?

From Peter..

The Tooth

A man walks into the dentist's office and after the dentist examines him, and tells the patient, "that tooth has to come out. I'm going togive you a shot of Novocain and I'll be back in a few minutes."

The man grabs the doc's arm, "no way. I hate needles I'm not having any shot!'

So the dentist says, "okay, we'll have to go with the gas.

The man replies, "absolutely not. It makes me very sick for a couple>of days.. I'm not having gas."

So the dentist steps out and comes back with a glass of water, "here,"he says. "Take this pill."

The man asks "What is it?"

The doc replies, "Viagra."

The man looks surprised, "will that kill the pain?" he asks.

"No," replies the dentist, "but it will give you something to hang on to while I pull your tooth!"

12 Comments:

  • At 8/25/2005 07:18:00 PM, Blogger tshsmom said…

    Ouch!

     
  • At 8/25/2005 08:26:00 PM, Blogger Justice said…

    That was too funny. I needed a laugh...thanks.

     
  • At 8/25/2005 10:13:00 PM, Blogger Bridget Jones said…

    what if the he had been a she?


    Oh well, no sense wondering about it...

    Glad you liked them!!!

    Bridg

     
  • At 8/25/2005 11:53:00 PM, Blogger braindead said…

    really funny :D
    thanks again!

     
  • At 8/26/2005 01:13:00 AM, Blogger The Zombieslayer said…

    Dumb guy. That gas is awesome. I remember one of the times I was on it, I was floating up in the air and turning around slowly. Then I started biting off their fingers but I didn't understand why they were still smiling.

    I think my dose was a little too high.

     
  • At 8/26/2005 09:57:00 AM, Blogger Storm said…

    Very funny! LOL

     
  • At 8/26/2005 10:05:00 AM, Blogger Avery's mom said…

    I fell in love with my dentist because of the gass
    litterally, I had a crush on him while I was high and he was pulling my wisdom teeth out of my head.....I kept thinking how wonderful he was and how strong to be able to simply pull teeth out of my jaw.

     
  • At 8/26/2005 11:10:00 AM, Blogger Mel said…

    When hubby had his wisdom teeth pulled, the anesthesia made him get the hiccups for DAYS and DAYS. After three days, I had to take him the emergency room!

     
  • At 8/26/2005 09:33:00 PM, Blogger Bridget Jones said…

    WOW I am SOOO gonna keep posting stuff about dentists and gas lol! The dentist I go to gives general anaesthetics and I love him for that. Also I get Halcion (have to take a cab those days) to make sure I show up in the first place (used to cancel a lot, even with the gas)..So very welcome braindead and Storm!

    Zomb, you actually bit or tried to bite fingers off? Are you suuure they were fingers???? OK OK just kidding...

    Rhiannon I'll answer on your site..
    thanks for the visit!

    Robyn you were in love with your dentist? Wow even given the impact of the gas I bet that makes you a majority of one.

    Mel your poor hubby. THat gas is so much fun.....

    Bridg

     
  • At 8/26/2005 09:48:00 PM, Blogger The Zombieslayer said…

    Bridget - I got too high of a dose so I thought I was doing that stuff, but just hallucinating it.

    My former roommate in college said that he was talking about his sex life (or in his case, with Rosie the red palm and her five friends) with the dental assistants and felt too embarrassed to go back there the next time so he had to change dentists.

     
  • At 8/26/2005 09:54:00 PM, Blogger NewYorkMoments said…

    I so needed that laugh!

     
  • At 8/26/2005 10:00:00 PM, Blogger Bridget Jones said…

    holy catfish, Zomb I'm glad your reaction was as mild as it was but can sure understand your bud's issue!!

    They asked me which arm they usually use (my veins are hard to find). I said that they start at the left, go to right, then come back to left. Was just being honest! At first didn't get why he laughed....

    Hey NYM will keep them coming...Bridg

     

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