Ravings and Rantings

Welcome to my cloud! It's got a nice silver lining somewhere.....Some ranting, some raving--mostly positive stuff,lots of jokes (I can't stay serious). Nothing going on here that a pina colada or mohito can't fix.

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Comic Relief Part 2

From Monique:
There are only eleven times in history where the " F **K " word has been considered acceptable for use.
They are as follows:
11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?"-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
10. "What the @#$% was that?"-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"-- Custer, 1877
8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."-- Einstein, 1938
7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"-- Picasso, 1926
6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"-- Pythagoras, 126 BC
5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"-- Michelangelo, 1566
4. "Where the @#$% are we?"-- Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"-- Noah, 4314 BC
2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"-- Bill Clinton, 1999
and a drum roll............! ....
1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."-- Sadaam Hussein, 2003

And from Peter....
Here's a one question IQ test to help you decide how you should spend the rest of your day......
There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?

Think about it first before scrolling down for the answer...
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He opens his mouth and says. "I would like to buy a pair of sunglasses".

If you got this wrong - please turn off your computer and call it a night.
I am!!
Night!

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