Ravings and Rantings

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Tuesday, May 31, 2005

If You Want To Be Happy For The Rest Of Your Life...

More weird stuff from my e mail...I don't get #2 at all....Bridg

Can you guess which of the following are true and which are false?---------------------------------------
1 Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
2. Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button.
3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years.
4. People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more.
5. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even your heart!
6. Only 7 per cent of the population are lefties.
7. Forty people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.
8. Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old.
9. The average person over 50 will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.
10. The toothbrush was invented in 1498.
11. The average housefly lives for one month.
12. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.
13. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.
14. The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.
15. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than any other time of day.
16. Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.
17. The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to searchfor water.
18. The only two animals that can see behind themselves without turning their heads are the rabbit and the parrot.
19. John Travolta turned down the starring roles in "An Officer and aGentleman" and "Tootsie." 20. Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina State anthem.
21. In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture ofwhite paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.
22. Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane, just in case there is a crash.
23. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.
24. Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth. They are used in vein transplant surgery.
25. Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. They were 7th cousins.
26. If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.

They are all true.... Now go back and think about #16

7 Comments:

  • At 5/31/2005 02:40:00 PM, Blogger The Zombieslayer said…

    I refuse to believe #16. Yuck.
    As for the injuries by toilets, how do people get injured by a toilet? Actually, forget I asked. I probably don't want to know.

     
  • At 5/31/2005 03:26:00 PM, Blogger nutty said…

    You get some pretty strange stuff sent to you. I believe 16; I've swallowed far to many bugs for it to be beyond possibility.

     
  • At 5/31/2005 03:36:00 PM, Anonymous European said…

    Alfred Hitchcock is a freaky guy!

     
  • At 5/31/2005 03:43:00 PM, Blogger Bridget Jones said…

    some replies:

    ZS--I think that Derek is responsible. Check out his blog today (1-2-3-I-love-you)! It's all that wine drinking in the loo...see below for #16.

    Undies, yes I do get strange stuff, bless my buds' hearts! What condiments do you use with your bugs? Me I like mustard...

    E-Yah he sure was. According to that list, he musta been hatched? Alfred Hatchcock???

    Bridg (wary of bees and sleeping...)

     
  • At 5/31/2005 07:34:00 PM, Blogger 123-I-Love-You said…

    Wow! I have to say - the umbilical cord one freaked me out the most.

    And it's completely possible to be injured on a toilet. In fact, most of the time, when I walk away safely from the toilet, I consider myself extremely lucky.

    Very cool stuff Bridg.

     
  • At 6/01/2005 01:00:00 PM, Blogger Bridget Jones said…

    1, can't you just see folks entering into toilets in fear and leaving thanking their lucky stars?

    ROFL!! TY for the compliment!

    Bridg

     
  • At 6/02/2005 06:51:00 PM, Anonymous ann said…

    #21... as for milk, it's generally what they use in films for rain... because you apparently can't see actual water raindrops on film.

     

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